Wednesday, February 24, 2010

We Recieve an Email You are Dead(no subject).


Junk mail box leads to sad news. This is exactly the contents of my junk mailbox today:

VIAGRA (no subject)
VIAGRA (no subject)
VIAGRA (no subject)
Fetch Dog doggie breath beaters
Ultimate Replicas high end designer watch and handbag replicas.
Adderol+Percocet (no subject)
V1AGROW number 1 male enhancement
MR.SCOTT WILLIAMS we receive an email you are dead

From what I can tell, Mr. Williams, you should have read the warnings on the pill bottles you were taking, seems like with all the viagra, percocet, and adderol you were doing, it's no surprise you are in an early grave. I hope someone is there to take care of your dog, even though he has bad breath, and that you are buried in your favorite Swiss Chronographe knock-off.

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