Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Paying for sex is not the same as paying for someone to paint your nails.


Paying for sex is completely different than paying for someone to paint your fingernails.

Let's look at the top 10 reasons this is true:

1. there is no manicure pimp, sometimes there is a little Korean boy working the cash register.
2. sanitizing of the equipment is key in a nail salon and regulated by the board of health. The $20 tranny you picked up north of 87th, not so regulated.
3. Prostitutes don't take visa or mastercard. Nail salons won't take personal checks.
4. You can sit with your feet in peppermint scented hot water and have your feet scrubbed and a polish change for about $15. I hear you have to pay a prostitute $150 to do the same thing.
5. First thing a manicurist says to you when you walk in: "pick your color". First thing a prostitute says: "unzip"
6. Manicurists take your money after the service and if you mess up a nail, they fix it for free! Prostitutes take your money before service and if your not happy they send their pimp after you.
7. Manicurists take pride in their work. Prostitutes don't really care either way.
8. Manicurists have salons to go to, Prostitutes can point you to the nearest Holiday Inn or back of a van. (same thing really, but check out goes faster at the van).
9. Manicurists have pictures of their babies and family around their station. Prostitutes have tattoos of Looney Toon characters on their lower backs.
10. Prostitutes is spelled completely different than manicurist.

These are just some of the reasons paying for sex is not the same as paying to have your nails done. Happy thought of the day: I don't do either of these things for a living!

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