Monday, May 3, 2010

It's a SMALL Town


Hey there all you cheapskates, shoplifters, petty gossips and slanderers- just a note, Seattle is ONE SMALL TOWN. You think your bad behavior goes unchecked? Think again.
We are a small city, as a designer/maker/artist- it is a small community, as a resident of Capitol Hill- it is down right incestuous! You can't go around stealing from people's boutiques, talking trash for the hell of it about someones breakups or just plain being rude without it coming back to bite you.
We watch out for each other. We all are friends with someone-who is co-workers with someone-who is dating someone. We talk. We network. We hold each other up and talk each other up too. We aren't looking for drama or to inflate our egos, we are just living, breathing, and making this city thrive. At least we try to until silly, stupid, psychotic little no-bodies come into OUR spaces that we have worked and dreamed and fought for and try to take it from us- piece by piece!
That's right, LiT got shoplifted from! Lampshades, no. But during the pop-up shop at our store over the weekend SUSIE ******* came in for the opening and stole over $300.00 worth of merchandise. If it hadn't been for her idiotic plan to throw us off her trail by asking to put something on hold and using her REAL name, we may never have caught her! Thankfully, the stupid, silly cow was on facebook so we messaged her into submission and we got all the merchandise back. What an idiot.

To everyone else out there; I'm so glad I know you, even if it's 2 degrees of separation, at least it's not 7. We are all neighbors in some way or another, so lets act neighborly.
xoxo
Stay in touch, Seattlites

4 comments:

  1. That is craaaa-zy! You go, girl. Must hear more about this story in person, if for no other reason than to be on red alert is Susie comes around these parts.

    XOXO

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  2. Yeah....but in the end you got yer shit back right? You DID git all yer shit right? Maybe you should hire "Susie" as your corporate security consultant? I'm just sayin....

    <:0

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  3. BTW....sho was nice to see y'all for mimosa.....Is that a permanent tradition?

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  4. It's a tradition to drink either mimosas or ice tea whenever you all come by the shop! xoxoxo

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