Laugh, not cry. One day this will be funny.
I keep chanting that in my head. The scooter broke down, I broke my ankle, and today as I was trying to get out of the bathtub with one foot and some secondhand crutches-I fell and chipped my front tooth. I look like Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber.
One day this will be funny.
Until then, I plan on getting drunk with my best friend-the salt to my pepper. I plan on letting the dog lay on me all day on the couch. I plan on sending flirty texts to my Partner in Crime that well, I may be falling apart-but my vagina is still working(maybe not in those exact words).
One day this will be funny. But today I will get drunk. Please don't judge.
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